it is me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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If this scene didn’t break your heart you are dead inside or HYDRA

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I JUST REALIZED

IN THE FOURTH GIF YOU CAN SEE STEVE LITERALLY CHOKING BACK TEARS AND HIDE ALL HIS SADNESS UNDER THAT SMILE

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OH GOD, NO. I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT LAST GIF. WHERE HIS SMILE STARTS TO DIE. OH GOD. KILL ME WITH A SPOON. JESUS.

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Gee Steve, even Bucky forgets you.

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shikarius

Sometimes I like to think of myself as a Reasonable Adult who makes Reasonable Adult Decisions.

And then sometimes Amazon marketing figures out that I’m pretending

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Adulting powers activate (I’m a little concerned about the Minions box)

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Taste test result: Odinforce is far more fragrant and flavorful, though both are amazingly smooth for oral caffeine delivery systems. This is legitimately tasty coffee. I rarely take my coffee black because of the acidity, but these were surprisingly smooth (which is in line with a darker roast not necessarily meaning stronger coffee). I wish they sold the whole roasted beans; I’d love to grind these up fresh. (THEY DO.) Dad likes the more flavorful Odinforce best while I’m more partial to the smoother Death Wish, but I’m very pleased with both.

Overall, I’d marry this coffee, probably.

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Update: I think I’ve made a minor logistical error. I think you’re not meant to drink a cup and a half of each in the space of 10 minutes.

…I think I’m starting to feel colors.

The gates of Valhalla are open. Witness me.

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Date someone who will

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  • wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had
  • tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset
  • be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up 
  • touch your butt 
  • offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no
  • watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them
  • let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours 
  • stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you
  • share your love for dogs
  • talk about animals with you for hours 
  • make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought
  • reassure you that they care and will always be there for you
  • tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game 
  • laugh with you 
  • claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable 

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy. 

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leviohsaw

I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy 

kelseythefourteenthrobot

I feel this in every fiber of my being.